Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
he wants to bone in the snuggie
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
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i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
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he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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