in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
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