i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
I love you. Go after that dick
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
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