another moral hangover. fuck.
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
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she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
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I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
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New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
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