You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
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Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
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hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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