I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
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