on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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