I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
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