bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
Randomize
