on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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