i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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