I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
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