so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
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my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
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speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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