The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
BRING THE BAGELS
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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