Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
My vagina is officially offended.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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