I'll bet she douches with gravy.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
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He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
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When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
I AM VODKA MAN
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She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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