3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
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If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
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She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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