stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
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I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
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You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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