HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
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