You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
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mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
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You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
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