after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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