can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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