stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
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