Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
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