U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
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