You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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