That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
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They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
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I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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