what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
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They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
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Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
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