I only kidnapped one of them. chill
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
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I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
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oh my god i'm in a crawl space
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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