You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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