I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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