she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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