I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
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Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
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I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
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