tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
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You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
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We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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