Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
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They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
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I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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