I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
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When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
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I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
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