It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
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But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
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I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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