Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your cousin.
Sure it tastes the same, but it ain't right.
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
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I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
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every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
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