Don't make out with my wife yet
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
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Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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