I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
I just found out through a drunken phone call that my parents thought I'd grow up to be a porn star. It's kind of scary how accurate they were at how skilled I'd be at sex.
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