counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
should my penis look like a turkey
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
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Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
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Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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