I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
Tornado booty call.. dedication
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
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