Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
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