I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
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I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
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I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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