she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
I love you.
Bad choice
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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