the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
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Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
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He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
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