Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
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