youre lurking in front of me
Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
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I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
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i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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