Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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