butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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