Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
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