I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
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I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
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then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
i came on her dog
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
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Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
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