How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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